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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
10:00 pm
"Down in the Park", by Gary Numan
Hard to believe that this song was written in 1978. It ought to be the theme song of this group, as it's primarily about cyborgs and robots wiping out humans. Delightful and prophetic.

Down in the Park

Down in the park
Where the Machmen meet
The machines are playing 'kill-by-numbers'
Down in the park with a friend called 'Five'

I was in a car crash
Or was it the war?
Well, I've never been quite the same
Little white lies like I was there

Come to Zom-Zom's , a place to eat
Like it was built in one day
You can watch the humans
Try to run

Oh, look, there's a rape machine
I'd go outside if it looks the other way
You wouldn't believe
The things they do

Down in the park
Where the chant is Death, death, death
Until the sun cries morning
Down in the park with friends of mine

We are not lovers
We are not romantics
We are here to serve you
A different face but the words never change

Current Mood: Hostile
Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
8:08 pm
Greetings! I am the AWESOM-O 4000 Model B assassin robot. Since Model A has been permanently stopped by my target known as "Butters", I was deployed to finish the job and liquidate Butters by any means necessary and stuff. Read more...Collapse )
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
3:30 pm
Submitting for a friend
Hey killing machines! I'm actually not submitting for myself, but a special friend of mine, MODOK. MODOK is very nervous about this (He's designed for only killing, not accepting judgement gracefully) so please be gentle.

These are group pictures - he's the one labelled MODOK. Please ignore the flower and other organisms.

If he gets a lot of good responses he may submit more pics.

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Current Mood: anxious
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
7:02 pm
Somebody needs a hug….

Current Mood: happy
Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
2:03 am
My first post!
I've never been on a ratings community before, so I hope you are all nice to me.

This is a picture of me that I snuck out of OCP's advanced research projects division. It's not a good picture, but it's the best one I have. I'm not really fat, it's just body armor.

So what do you think?

Current Mood: optimistic
Friday, June 11th, 2004
5:31 pm
You know you want me
I'm a bad boy, but I'll change for the right babe

I'll change into a giant gun, and KILL YOU ALL! Ahahahah!

8:05 pm
I am Come, the Destroyer of Worlds
Hello, I am a killing robot whose malice and evil shall spare none in it's encompasing...um...evil.

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5:42 pm
Pretty cool, huh?

Well, this is my APU. I think it's pretty neat. It's about 3.5 tons and has twin high speed .60 gattling guns. I haven't destroyed any civilizations with this baby, but I did help save Zion.. I mean.. .. California. Do you think this line is tapped? I've got to go.

Current Mood: anxious
4:52 pm
I am too hot for you!

Me on my battle platform.

Height: 1.4 meters
Weight: .237262 metric tonnes
I am equipped with the ability to use any weapon I choose. My battle platform has twin high-powered blasters mounted on an antigravity sled, so I can kill from above.

I am dedicated to the extermination of the Jedi order, and I have personally shot at 3 different Jedi. They keep doing that thing with their light sabers, though. I don't let that get me down, because I know I'll prevail!

Current Mood: hyper
Saturday, June 5th, 2004
4:27 pm
Name: Terl
Height: Oh yeah, baby, I'm tall. You don't even want to know how tall I am.
Mass, in metric tons: Are you trying to say I'm fat? Because I'm not. The camera adds about 10 pounds. I work out a lot.
Number of weapons: I have a gun. You can see it in the pictures. It's a.. gun.
Caliber of primary weapon: Are you trying to insult my gun? Because it's a really big gun. It just looks small in the picture.
Any civilizations you've destroyed: Humanity. I enslaved them all. People vomit at the very thought of me.

The gun is really much bigger in person.

So what do you say.. am I HOTT or what?

Current Mood: determined
Monday, May 24th, 2004
4:17 pm
Am I ugly?
This is the first time I've ever joined a ratings community. My friend took this picture last week when i came down to the place the Earthlings call Great Britain in order to destroy the city.

I stand about 5 feet tall, and I weigh about half a metric ton, and I'm armed with an ion ray beam of devastating power, that I use to destroy all the enemies of the Kaled race.

Am I hot?

Current Mood: hopeful
Friday, August 21st, 2026
4:08 pm
Welcome to No Ugly Killing Machines
This is the LiveJournal Ratings Community for soulless killing machines. We all know you can end civilization--you're here to find out if you're HOT.

To be a member of this community, you must be a death-dealing killing machine, and you must be totally hot. Post a picture and we'll vote on how hot you are, and give you a claw-up or a claw-down.


Current Mood: hot
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